♥ “ 36 Sad Love Quotes Dedicated To The Broken-Hearted. RELATED: 50 And Fabulous! Explore 238 Getting Older Quotes by authors including George Burns, Martha Beck, and Madeleine L'Engle at BrainyQuote. Here are a few funny quotes and happy birthday memes about getting older to remind you to keep an open mind, because it’s really not that bad and aging can be quite funny. Making fun of getting older. Norman Wisdom. •May your life be long and useful like a tissue paper so that whenever you unroll a day it always brings you success and victory. The good news is that getting older is not all about wrinkles, creaky knees and forgetting why we walked into a room. — Nora Ephron, "As you get older three things happen. Of late I appear to have reached that stage when people who look old. Make fun of them as you raise a toast. Have fun waking up at 6 a.m. every morning to drop your kids off at school, unless you tell them to take the bus – in that case, have fun sleeping in and feeling guilty! When you become old, your toys would become antiques. These were few funny quotes on old age. Age You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Funny, Birthday, Memories. Getting older can certainly inspire plenty of hilarious and relatable quotes and memes that will surely have you saying, "This is so me!". Below are some of the funny birthday quotes. You know you are getting old when you turn out the light for economic reasons rather than romantic ones. – Mark Twain; Quotes On Age; We don’t grow older, we grow riper. Hope you have an exciting birthday celebration… followed by a nice, long nap. Aug 18, 2019 - 20 Ideas Quotes Birthday Funny Getting Older Life #funny #quotes #birthday "There's a reason why forty, fifty, and sixty don't look the way they used to and it's … – George Burns; When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not. Get Social with AzQuotes. 6. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. How did we do that?" Follow AzQuotes on Facebook, Twitter and Google+. ~Tom Stoppard; At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in for. I Wish My Body Was Like A Car. From the sweetest love quotes, inspirational sayings, and hilarious friendship truths, we've got you covered. You’ve been invited to a birthday (woohoo! 2. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. See menu at bottom of page for more birthday-related pages. Whether it is your best friend, girlfriend, boyfriend, boss, colleague, mom or dad – their birthday is your chance to get under their skin with jokes. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia. —​ Unknown, "That horrifying moment when you're looking for an , but you realize you are an . Look no further for hilariously perfect quotes for birthday cards. Happy Birthday, old man. Growing older isn’t always easy. Here are a few funny aging quotes to keep you young at heart. You know you are getting old when you have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it. Birthday Sayings. They were the songs of my parent's generation and so much older than me. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. www.imdb.com. Funny Quotes about Getting Old that'll Make You Laugh. Happy Birthday Brother: Seize your brother’s birthday being a chance to state something sweet to him. Old sayings such as “A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age” is a fun remark as is “You’re so old today when you look at your birth certificate it’s expired”. Funny Birthday Quotes On Age Getting Old Quotes. Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art. Here are 21 funny quotes about age certain to amuse you and certain to get you thinking about life too. Birthdays mean lots of cake, gifts, happiness, and cheer, along with the realization of becoming older. My childhood punishments have become my goals." Stanislaw Jerzy Lec. Classic rock is Led Zepplin and The Rolling Stones. Funny birthday quotes for cards, letters, notes, Facebook posts, emails, texts and more. © 2020 by Tango Media Corporation All Rights Reserved. 5 Inspiring Ways To Make Your Life BETTER With Age, Happy Birthday! Check out our full collection of birthday quotes. You’re Getting Old. Join us on Facebook Join us on Twitter Join us on Google+